The Greatest Song of All Time

- CJRW, Home of the classic hits.

- Hi, is this Nighttime Dan?

- Yes it is. Who am i speaking with?

- This is The Greatest... but first off I'd like to tell you that I'm a really big fan.

- That's nice to hear. Do you have a request?

- ...and that I'm a first time caller but a long time listener.

- Thanks for calling so what's your request. 

- Oh yes, excuse me, I'm a bit nervous. 

- Just spit it out. 

- Okay. Here goes. Ahem. I'd like you to play the The Greatest Song of All Time. 

- And what would that be? 

- Be? It's The Greatest Song of All Time.

- I'm sorry sir but I'll need a title. 

- It's The Gre...

- Song of all time. Yes sir, but I'll still need a song title or an artist.

- I told you it's...

- look I'm not that great at guessing games and we got a line up of callers so just tell us what the greatest song of all time is and we'll play it for you. 

- it's me.

- what?

- It's me. I'm The Greatest Song of All Time. 

- Really sir? 

- Really. 

- Are you sure? Because i've never heard of you. 

- That's because you haven't played me. 

- But it's just not that easy sir - umm may I call you Greatest? 

- Sure. 

- Look Greatest, I'm sure you are great and that people really love you but I just can't play something unproven that no one has ever heard. 

- But they will.

- Perhaps but not here. Here we play the Beatles and their like.

- Who?

- The Beatles. The greatest band of all time?

- Hey we have the the same first name. 

- Thanks for calling sir. 

- Wait! Please!

- Yes sir. 

- Could you play Rocket Man instead?

- Right away sir.