Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Just to be Daring

Just to be daring,
he started the day 
by putting his pants on
with both legs
at the exact same

Sunday, January 13, 2008

This Space is Ours ( A Class Project)

“Can you believe that about Reese and Ryan?”


“Witherspoon and her husband!”

“What happened to them now?”

“Are you kidding? Ooh over there, there there. Damn. I hate small cars. Try over there.”

“I’d love too. “

“Over there. There’s a space over there.”

“It’s not a space.”

“Just go.”


“There. Next to the car.’

“Where am I looking? Where am I looking?”

“You just passed it. Nice going.”

“There will be other spaces I’m sure.”

“I should have driven.”

“That space would have been ours then.”

“It would.”

“Then we’d be shopping. Think of the happiness.”

“You didn’t have to come.”


“If you are going to act like this all day I would prefer you to stay home.”

“Like what? What am I doing?”

“You’re being an idiot.”

“Oh that’s nice. Name calling over a parking space.”

“But why do you always want to park so far away? It just doesn’t make sense.”

“Are you kidding?”

“Would it kill you just to look around closer to the door? Apparently it would.”

“Wait a sec. It’s a five minute walk versus like 20 minutes of driving in circles.”

 “It’s cold.”

“Deal with it.”

“Look! Right there. There, there.”


“Slow down on the right. (pause) “What’s wrong with you?”

“Apparently everything.”

“Why didn’t you just park there?”

“I didn’t see it.”

“Why? Was the space too empty for you?”

“Don’t be sarcastic.”

“Am I sounding too much like you?”

“Fuck off.”

“Don’t talk to me that way.”

“Woah hold on. You just called me an idiot.”

“You’re being an idiot and it’s way different than ‘fuck-off.”


“Don’t be obtuse.”

“I’m not being obtuse. I’m standing up for myself.”

“By telling me to fuck-off.”

“You called me an idiot. Fuck. When is that nice?”

“Over there.”

“I see it.”


“Are you crying?”


“Is this about parking?”

“No it’s just…”

“It’s just what?”

“It’s so sad. It’s just so sad.”


“Reese and Ryan.”


“It’s just so sad.”

“Have you talked to Reese? Is she doing okay?”

“Fuck you.”

“You’re crying over two people you’ve never met. It’s a little bit silly.”

“I know. I just thought they were different.”

“You just never know. Point a finger at any marriage and it could be falling apart.”

“It’s just so sad.”

“We’ll send them flowers. Okay?”


“I love you too. Do you want to go in?”

“No. Let’s just go home.”

“And waste this perfect parking spot?”

“It’s is pretty good isn’t it?”

“Come on. We’ll be quick.”







Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Val Kilmer's Back


he is surrounded by great talent and kind hearts.
for that he is truly thankful.