From the Mouth of the Hollister Greeter

Hey there do you wear Hollister jeans?
We've got some awesome styles. They're in the back.
You should check 'em out.


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Thanksgiving

"I'm in a giving mood,
and it's my turn to give." She said.
"What shall I receive?" He said
"My body." She said.
"Happy Thanksgiving." He said.
"Enjoy me." She said
"Hold still." He said

The Best Thing He Heard from a Gay Celeb.

"He's so gay, when he coughed twelve cocks fell out of his mouth."

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a six word story (with thanks to TRH)

The Nurse came. He was cured.

a lark

hand in hand,
skin on skin,
mouth to mouth,
what lovely sin.

September

Take off that periwinkle dress.
Darlin', replace those blues with red.
Choose passion to undress
those clouds inside your head.