The Best Thing He Heard from a 4-year-old.

"You know I had a dream about mermaids, pirates and princesses?"

(pause)

"It was a great dream."

Her Short Sad Story

She was desperate to conceive. She read the books, she made charts and she timed the moon. She consulted the best doctors - fertility, herbal, holistic, general. They prodded, they poked, they mixed and they injected. They told her there was no hope. The conclusion by all was that she was barren.

She was crushed as she left her final appointment.

That was when it occurred to her; she had not had sex with her husband in two years.

The sad part was she hadn't noticed.

A New York Moment

Her Biography

"Tell me your stories." he said.

"I'll do you one better." she said.

"I'll show you my scars."

"I'm listening." he said.

Witnessed Text Message on the Interactive TV Station Punch Much

I love Darren
so much
he is my life.

dini76


(I'm sorry?)

Awful Beginnings to Unfinished Novels (a work of fiction)- Part 1.

1. Every evening he drank a little bit beyond his limit to dull the pain of his mediocre life.

2. "Don't touch it!" She yelled, "I think it's moving."

3. Call me Master Killer. It's what I do and what I do well.

4. Damn. That girl certainly was fine.

5. The last time I spoke with my mother was the worst time or the best time of my life. I'm not sure why...perhaps it had something to do with my upbringing, or maybe it was my father.

A Short Sad Story

His day had started poorly.
He woke up.

The Best thing he heard from the Girlfriend of a Metal Fan

Karen: I can't tell the difference between Cannibal Corpse & Cryptopsy.

Of Course.

The best thing he read today from a long lost friend reunited on facebook: a true story

I checked out your blog and thoroughly enjoyed it. I didn't comment on anything while on the web page nor do I have time to comment in detail now, exept to say that its great and I hope you keep going with it. I laughed my ass off and could hear your voice. I hope you continue to feel the inspiration to write, as well as share it with the rest of us on your blog.